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Time flies. But pigs don't, don't be silly.

2010-07-28 13:30:46 by Etheral117

Last time I posted it was just before summer started. Now I only have a few weeks until I'm off to college. I still need to get my driver's license!! But I'm a good driver, so I'm not too worried. However, still. COLLEGE?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIME!! For instance, I got up at nine, it's felt like forever, but it's only 1:30. Yesterday, SEVEN hours just flew out the window before I had even realized that ONE had passed!!! Someone slow down the rotation of the Earth, PLEASE!!! In fact, REVERSE it a little! I want this summer to last!

Time flies. But pigs don't, don't be silly.


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BeebotoBeeboto

2010-07-28 16:08:50

i already got a car and im in college.

Etheral117 responds:

BEWARE FINLAND


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-07-28 18:45:46

Actually sorry about that... it's my fault. I have been deliberately accelerating the passage of time so that I could get to pay day sooner.

Apparently I caused someone's lovely old Grandma to pop her clogs prematurely, so I have been instructed to cease and desist from making alterations to the chronostream.

Once again, I apologise.

Etheral117 responds:

So... no reverse??


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-07-29 16:32:07

As punishment for the modifications I made to the temporal flow, I have been imprisoned.

You could say I'm doing...

*puts on sunglasses*

hard time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIe_EM OPVh8&feature=fvw


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-07-31 05:57:40

No No, Steve is too busy with those Magnets

Etheral117 responds:

He can help me by keeping them away from my xbox.


Jesseblade74Jesseblade74

2010-08-01 18:20:56

Maybe if we called Superman and got as high as the guys who made the scene with him reversing the earth's rotation, we could pull it off.

Etheral117 responds:

But there's no chance of that!! Sure, we could find Clark Kent, but we'd never get him to admit he's Superman!!!


Jesseblade74Jesseblade74

2010-08-04 15:08:34

We could kill everyone he knows and loves so he'd reverse time. =D

Etheral117 responds:

I wouldn't try that if I were you. You know how overprotective he can be. Just look at what nearly happened to Lex Luthor when he killed Flash.


Magnet-BoyMagnet-Boy

2010-08-07 02:41:58

omtish

Etheral117 responds:

Ich bien ein berliner


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-08-08 10:14:00

You need that Waverider dude


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-08-08 13:42:40

I'm watching Duplicity. Five minutes into the film and I'm already lost. I feel like I missed the intro. What on earth is going on ?

Etheral117 responds:

Never saw it, so I can't help you. Sorry!!


Jesseblade74Jesseblade74

2010-08-09 14:45:44

Just invite everybody he knows and loves to a tea party. Poison everybody's tea. If Superman tries to kill us we can just flash our armor made of cryptonite to make him our bitch to do our bidding.

Etheral117 responds:

... ooooor maybe not. He could just back up and then fry us with eye lasers.


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-08-13 20:36:59

If you shot a hole in your games console, would that make it an ex xbox ?

Etheral117 responds:

No, that would make it an Xbox with a hole in it.


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-08-16 13:38:36

A Holy X Box ?

Then you would have pilgrims visiting you from all over, hoping to have their illnesses cured just by touching one of the control pads.

Etheral117 responds:

That wouldn't be too bad, just so long as they were quiet and didn't get between me and the TV. Oh, and keep the Holy Water away, I don't want any accidents!!


Jesseblade74Jesseblade74

2010-08-16 18:13:09

Aha! But I would use a mirror to deflect the laser!

Etheral117 responds:

Then he would shoot the mirror out of your hand. Then what??


Magnet-BoyMagnet-Boy

2010-08-17 05:33:17

lol Steve is very busy.


Jesseblade74Jesseblade74

2010-08-17 14:45:46

I'd activate my conveniently placed Pitfall trap that leads to a pit of cryptonite. But if he flies out? I camp by the pitfall trap and when he comes up he gets hurt by my cryptonite armor. But if he avoids THAT? I call the monster I made out of cryptonite to attack Superman. Beat that. >_>

Etheral117 responds:

Hrmm.....


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-08-17 15:07:31

A living monster made out of Kryptonite is a cool idea

Etheral117 responds:

Very true... But then Batman would show up and meddle with it!!


Jesseblade74Jesseblade74

2010-08-20 16:24:47

Not if I make 3000 clones of the Joker to distract him! MWA HA HA HA!

Etheral117 responds:

Well then the whole damn Justice League will get involved!!


SnufflemugSnufflemug

2010-08-20 19:52:36

shine on benevalant sun

Etheral117 responds:

You know I'm honestly stumped here for a moment.


Steven-PolleySteven-Polley

2010-08-22 00:19:03

sounds good bro


Jesseblade74Jesseblade74

2010-08-24 19:03:33

I've already tricked the Justice League into a black hole!

Etheral117 responds:

Well shit, now you've created the Anti-Justice League!!!


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-08-26 16:34:31

Yeah, but are they past the event horizon yet ?

Etheral117 responds:

Nope.


beastkid7beastkid7

2010-08-27 01:35:04

Dude thanx for showing me thechive.com! Great site!

Etheral117 responds:

Try thebrigade.com too, Chive with a Military theme!!


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-08-28 14:19:24

You might also like this one :

http://www.jaffamood.com/improvised-f irearms/

Etheral117 responds:

ke ke ke ke...


Jesseblade74Jesseblade74

2010-09-03 21:32:12

Aha, but I trapped them in an antimatter proof dome! They'll be destroyed within minutes!

Etheral117 responds:

Let me get this straight. You put the ANTI Justice League in an ANTI MATTER DOME?!?! Do you have any idea how totally SCREWED WE ARE NOW?!?!?!


eDaRkeDaRk

2010-09-08 09:02:46

think positive! now is the release date of halo reach closer :D ...oh shit should get an xbox..

Etheral117 responds:

Too late. I'm already in my dorm room.


beastkid7beastkid7

2010-09-08 22:43:13

thebrigade.com makes me sad.

If war was a person I punch it in the face and tell it to stop being so stupid.

Etheral117 responds:

Unfortunately we can't. Because the name of war personified is Kratos.


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-09-09 15:04:45

War is what happens when the diplomats drop the ball

Etheral117 responds:

Even if they don't, sometimes war still happens. Diplomats did everything they could to peacefully stop Hitler. When that failed, war was the only alternative.

Such is also true today. Our enemies do not believe in diplomacy with those who they deem Infidels. Subjugation and Destruction are their only forms of communication.


5lip5tr3am3r5lip5tr3am3r

2010-09-12 17:39:12

There is always the option of discreet sabotage