I am bored.
One... Two... FIVE!!! - Three, sir! - THREE!!!
Age 32, Male
Nobody of Consequenc
OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST
Insanity
Joined on 7/16/09
FILES TERMINATED. PLEASE RESTART LARGE INFORMATION FILE EMITTER AND COMPLETE BETA INFORMATION REGAIN TEST AND HARVEST. (BIRTH)
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Error code 404 Files could not be terminated. Have a nice day.
This mesage has been brought to you by the FAIL operators. Who are currently aiming at you. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
FIREWALL HAS BEEN BROUGHT UP. ERROR!!! ERROR!!! FATAL ERROR!!! VESSEL OF INTOLERABLE RENDERED AND UNIDENTIFIED SYSTEMS (VIRUS) HAVE BEEN DETECTED AND HAVE PASSED THROUGH. LIFE HAS BEEN FORCED TO SHUTDOWN FOR SECURITY REASONS.
This message has been brought to you by the NFFC.
In other words you have a disease now.
ACTIVATE EMERGENCY CODE Z-23! ESTABLISH NANOCOMMUNICATION ROUTES! START UP INTERNAL MEGA MOCKERY UNDEFINED NANOPHAGE EXPLODER (IMMUNE) SYSTEM!! CONNECTION REESTABLISHED!! ERROR CODE 000 All systems Green. VIRUS has been terminated. Preparing FAIL for retaliatory assault against Human Attacker Causing Karnage And Extra Relish (HACKER). Rebooting.... Reboot complete. Launching FAIL.
This message brought to you by the FAIL operators, and they've locked on target... which is you. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
Further Study needed
Further study of what? You picking your nose? No thanks.
^_^
SUPER UNTESTED CARRIER OF COOKIES EMITTER SILENTLY SHEILDS (SUCCESS) HAS BEEN EXECUTED. ALL FAIL THREATS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED BY SUCCESS. REBOOTING....COMPLETE!! LAUNCHING SUCCESS....COMPLETE! ALL THREATS HAVE BEEN TERMINATED AND SECURE.
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You spread it to me, I healed. Check, and mate.
Project ARCHANGEL has eliminated all threats. VIRUS is dead.
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Failed Project PARADOX has destroyed all systems and all threats. Match set. It's a draw due to the universe blowing up. I shall call this game.....System! Rematch?
Sure, why not? It was fun. But I get to keep ARCHANGEL
Jesseblade74
YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED AT BEING BORED.
YOU GAINED 50 POINTS
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Etheral117
... Okay. Fire in the hole!
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