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Ultimate Showdon
Posted by Etheral117 - August 14th, 2009
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The game has only started. I only used a weaker meme to make sure that this game continues for a little longer. Now.....what will you do to defeat GIANT ENEMY CRAB?
Find a bigger one. Duh.
(That's what SHE said...)
You got RICK ROLL'd, launched by LOLCAT and beaten the shit out of you by CHUCK NORRIS. Try me, bitch! >=3
And Chuck get's his tail kicked by his WIFE!!! You cannot defeat the power of an angry wife!!
Oh, and happy Clock Day!
lololololololololololololololol
Wololooo
I don't think RAIZER Corps. is that bright considering your SPY CHECK project (WHICH I NEVER HEARD OF) mixed with my BADGER project= Draw and universal destruction.
Aparently you've never been to Halolz.com or seen anything about Team Fortress 2.
Chuck Norris doesn't get owned by his wife. His wife gets owned by him. BELIEVE IT BITCH
If he owns her then he goes away for domestic abuse. It doesn't matter that he's the Texas Ranger, he still has to follow the law. Aaaand for some reason the same doesn't apply if the WOMAN is the one who is abusing the guy.
Chuck Norris doesn't obey the law. He is law.
Then how did he lose?
I am aware of many Team Fortress 2 things like the Scout and his love of saying "BONK!" but spy check isn't one of them.
It's the Pyro thing. Never played the game myself, but even I (who practically lives under a rock) know what it means.
Some body has been tossing turtles. =3
I got bored. It's just like "Kitten Cannon" and "Pirate Launch", just with a turtle. And spikes. Lots of spikes.
My highest was about 700k or something.
I don't remember my highest... All I know is it was really freakin far. Airborne for like five or six minutes, until I purposly aimed him at some conveiniently placed spikes.
Jesseblade74
Mr. Rodgers ftw lol.
Etheral117
YA RLY!