Etheral117's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Torture Chamber III]

Awwww...

I wanted to see Sephiroth pwn the Galaxy.... Any animation with "One-Winged Angel in the backround is good enough for me to watch... Okay, maybe not ANY animation, but my point is I didn't think that it was that long. Go ahead, call me crazy, but if it deals pwnage on a galactic scale (pun intended) then I would prefer to see the whole thing. ANYWAY, this game is fun, but there isn't a warning that his spine is about to break because of the high gravity, unlike in the others. In the other two, he took a stance that appeared to show that he had a great weight on his shoulders... That, and the Chinese Water torture takes FOREVER, unlike the Supernova. Hey, now there's an idea! Add an option for flooding the room for the next one! MAximum discomfort, minimal physical stress... until you meddle with the temperature controls... mweh heh heh heh... freeze the water, or boil him alive... HAHAHAHAAAA!!!
ANYWAY (again), the game is still fun. pretty interactive, finishers give a nice touch, and the Sephiroth bit is well recieved here. I say, about an 8 out of ten. I'm STILL waiting for the water torture to do anything.
8/10

[Atlantis (2009)]

HOLY SHI-

Where the hell did that gaint laser come from?! It wasn't the Atlantis's mian gun, I know that... anyway, very nice game. At first I had a little trouble figuring out how to move, but then I got the hang of movement and I began pwning. Okay, time to score... Art, 8/10, Controls, 8/10, Gameplay, pretty straightforward, once you figure out to tstay away from Atlantis's bow while fighting because of the upgrade and reload bays having tractor beams or sumthing like that, 8/10, Sound, 8/10, I say this gets a pretty solid score. Nice job... but seriously, what the hell pwned me?
8/10

[paladin dress up]

nyaan.

"I'm with Stupid =>" with sword VS "EMO" with 9mm Heh heh nya.
Not the best artwork here, and I think that tune in the backround is a kind of crappy techno version of a song from "Pirates of the Carribean" Also, try to put some more effort into your work. When I try to speed through my drwings (none of which are posted on this or any website) you can bet the quality falls through the floor and out the basement. But at least you tried, and I liked some of the outfits

[PALADIN: the Game]

Nyaan.

Very nicely done. I've never seen he series, but I still love it. Very original. And, also, I agree with azurenight. I hate archers. Though at first, it took me a few tries before I figured out how to make Auron fly. That was annoying,so maybe you could do something more than just a "hit space to jump/fly thing. I needed to hit space, shift, and left-click all at the same time. But other than that, it was really good. Okay, time to review...
Art, 9/10, Animation, 8/10, Sound, 9/10, Story, 9/10.

[DragonFable: FireSpawn]

Nyaan...

Ok, people are complaining that this is stolen. LOOK AT THE NAME OF THE AUTHOR, AND THEN LOOK AT THE NAME OF THE TOWN IN ALL OF THE AE GAMES!! "BATTLEON"!! If you click on the author's name, it takes you to his account page where it says straight out that "danbattleon" is AE's Official Newgrounds Account. ANYWAY, it is a little tough to get the jump right, seeing how the desert is full of things you need to jump over, and a jump distance that doesn't quite cut it for ease of use (I kept landing on cacti and rocks). Other than that, it was ok. Animation, 6/10 (the cape isn't flowing, but you guys at AE still have a bit of trouble with that), Art, 8/10, Sound, 8/10, Gameplay, 6/10.

[Undead Assault]

Nyaan.

Artix Entertainment needs one heck of a holiday, running no less than 6 websites and 5 Online RPGs, one of them being an MMORPG. They're all good, but AQW is my favorite, seeing how it's the MMORPG. To those of you who say it's bad quality, give them a break. They're running 4 major online games, the beta to a 5th is running, a forum for all 5 is operational, a website dedicated to minigames such as Undead Assault, several pet projects, AND somehow earning enough money to fuel it all AND still have enough to live on. As a minigame, this is good, yes it could be better, but it certainly gets better than a 2. BTW if any of you see me on AQW my screenname there is also Etheral117, so say hi!

[William and Sly]

Wow

I've never seen anything like this in a flash game. I found the wings by total accident, but how do I kill those darklings? That's my only problem. Otherwise, this s great. It runs smoothly, it looks great, the map is well laid out. It's just great.

[Free Will - The Game]

Well....

That was different. Smooth Gameplay, vintage style, random pun... It was good.

[Territory WAR Online]

Nice

I have only ever lost one round against someone on this game. And from that one loss, I got some pretty sweet tactics by watching what my opponent did. Yeah, a lot of the players are noobs, but all of us were noobs once upon a time. And to you noobs, I say : practice on the offline two player mode first. get used to the controls and how long holding the a button throws the grenadeto where you want it. It really helps. I just wish my guys with berets could be used in the online mode, too, but this is just the demo. We all know where to go to get the full version. One last thing, the rifles are BARs, an early model automaitc rifle. Why not tweak it so that it does a quick burst of fire instead of one shot? less accurate, yeah, but everyone generally avoids using the rifle because it doesn't pwn enough. Even I usually stick to lobbing grenades at my enemies, using the rifle for finishing off lone targets. After i punt them off a ledge, of course. Heh heh. THIS IS SPARTAAA!!! *punt*