Etheral117's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Minor Distractions]

Ducktape:

Now with more than 1000 uses.

Very smooth animating, excelent art style, funny, original, and with a solution to all of our distraction problems! How could I possibly rate this as bad? Nice work!

[Gunny Bears]

It was fun to make...

Fun to film,
And most importantly
it was fun to eat the cast!

Am I right?

Highly humorous, obvious effort, and an edible cast?
Sounds like a pretty good 9 to me.

funymony responds:

Haha, the end was very rewarding. I kept telling myself

"Don't eat that! Sure you have enough now, but maybe later something will go wrong!"

Thank you!~

[Halo: Orions Spartans III]

Niceness

Was that his daughter at the end, as a Smart AI? That's sure to cause some interesting moments in the future, no doubt.

Let's see, the walking animations were kinda choppy, but everything else moved pretty well... Animation 8/10, Despite what that the douchebags say there's nothing wrong with an anime/manga style, Art gets an 8 as well, Story you would have to watch the other two to have a clue what was going on, and I did so yeah. Story 9/10. Sound is another big factor. Your sound quality is pretty good and it lip synched well (at least it did on MY computer, I noticed some guy complaining about that...) so you get good marks... Let's go with Sound 9/10. Overall,say... 8.5/10 OR just round it up to 9/10 seeing how there is no '8.5' option.
9/10

[End.]

PWNED!!

Need I say more? Wait... no more Terkoiz stick fights?!

[Move Your Dead Bones]

Hmmm, definitely never heard that song before.

And to tell the truth it's kinda catchy. Not the best animating, yeah. But for a second animation, it's still pretty good. Scratchy animation is just where it all begins, so don't lose faith. I enjoy your work, keep it up Zarla!

[Stamp on the Ground]

Well, that was refreshing

I didn't know who half of those people were, but I did recognize a few of them. Nice original flash, varied characters, and great art. Not a fan of DDR myself, but hey this isn't about me is it? I just want to play this thing over and over... and so I will. Nicely done, mate. I don't give out tens for just anything. Perhaps I'll look and see what else you've made here...

[A Tribute to Stupid]

Nyaan, I remember wondering the same thing myself.

Where did "baloney" even come from if it's "bologna"? Maybe because little kids were scared of something called "bologna" so marketers changed the pronunciation to "baloney" in order to... *continues on random tangent fueled by 100% nonsaturated stupidity*... Which brings us to the conclusion of this seminar on how the Earth is actually bananna shaped and on how sheep's bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes. Wait... wtf am I talking about... Oh, right, I'm reviewing... "bologna"?! What the hell is "bologna"?!... Meh, sorry folks! Anyway, I give this thing:
Animation, 9/10, Art, 8/10, Sound, 8/10, and Humor, 9/10.
So I guess I'll give it a 9/10.

[Halo: Orions Spartans II]

Just one question...

Which one went and saved Enzer0? I couldn't seem to figure out who it was. Otherwise, I have nothing bad too say about this. Except the scottish dude's accent was impossible to understand at one point, but hey, it was only one line. Oh and to all you people who keep throwing temper tantrums about "Anime in Halo" or some BS like that, 1) Screw you guys, what do you know. Some people just draw like that (including ME!) And 2) So what if there's a hint of Anime in it, Honestly Anime rocks! It's got realistic (well... Semi-realistic) Body proportions, smooth animating, plenty of action,and what's the competition? South Park? The Simpsons? Those are good if all you want is stupid people doing stupid things. If you want attention to detail, actual Plotlines, and decent animating, go with Anime. American animating skills died when Bugs Bunny and the like were taken off the air. All we have to replace them.. is crap. So I watch Anime. And I am thoroughly impressed.
Anyway, nicely done you guys. Hope you can make a sequel!
*sigh* If only I had an xbox... meh....
9/10

Enzer0 responds:

Thanks for your support! It was the white spartan (Jesus99) that saved Enzer0.
Unfortunately Jesus no longer plays XBL and Albert Wooten is now appointed Overlord.

Hope that cleared it up for ya! Thanks for the review!!

[Samus vs Kirby]

Hmm?

Honestly, guys! It's not that bad! I found it funny! Also, as for Kirby being able to "easily beat samis", WRONG (nice spelling error by the way). A blob VS a Chick in a power suit nearly as indestructible as Master Chief's Mjolnir Mk.VI. Hmmm... nah, the blobs gonna win WTF ARE YOU GUY'S THINKING?! Seriously, rate it as a flash movie, not as crap simply because little pink spuds were hurt in the making of that movie. It was supposed to be a joke on Kirby, not a freakin declaration of war! Vote fairly you lousy pricks!!
ANYWAY, the animation was a bit choppy, and a little lacking elsewhere, but for the joke I simply laughed. That's what you were aiming to do, right? Make us laugh? It wasn't meant to be a serious fight scene. And, the sound quality was as if you put a microphone to the TV as you were playing Smash Bros, but hey, it's gotta be hard to find that sound clip on the internet. For Originality, i give an 8, Art nets a 7, Sound, 7, Humor, 8. And just because I'm pissed at the guys who voted without thinking, I'll give you bonus points. You get an 8/10.

[Life with Navi]

Oh, it's so true.

I wish they would have let us put HER into a bottle in Ocarina of Time. *sigh* If only.... Anyway, this is nicely done. Smooth animating, good art, funny joke, I say it nets a nine.
9/10