Etheral117's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rupee's Revenge]

Honestly

It bored me. But you get plenty of points for effort. It was good... but it just bored me. 8/10
Sorry, mate. But people don't call me crazy for nothing.

[Halo: Marine Tales]

Memorable quotes:

-NYAAAAROOOOWWWWWPEWPEWPEWAHTAKETHATY OUSUNUVABIT- Oh, uh... no.
-Shut up boy, you're depressing the emo. *Who me-* SILENCE YOU EMO BASTARD!!
-I GOT 5 ACES, BILLY!
-MONTAGE!!
-*Closed*
-I'M ON IT BILLY! *drunkeness*
-Do you have your hand on my leg? *Nooooooooooooo* *SHOCK* *PWNAGE*
-The whole freakin movie.
Animation, good, nice originality, very random (and funny). Good sound quality, and good song choices. I say 9/10.

[Samus Is Firin' Her Lazer]

IMA FIRIN MA LAZUH!

Always funny. Simple as that. If you get annoyed byinternt memes... well then, why are you still on the internet? This was never meant to be good, anyway. He was just doing something ranom, and the result pleased him. Get over yourself, at least it isn't Numa.

[Super Sprite Bros Melee 2]

Eh?

Something in me just doesn't quite see how a multi ton giant robot like Heavyarms, made from materials harvested from space that is nearly indestructable, armed to the teeth with one large gatling gun, multiple smaller gatling guns and missile launchers in it's shoulders and on its legs, AND a large combat knife attached to the right forearm, could lose to a tiny pink blob... but hey, at least Link won. But, I have to be fair when I review, so... Animating, 8/10, Story... 8/10, Character diversity give bonus points, Sound, there were a couple of places where it sucked (namely Kirby VS Pikachu) so 7/10. Overall you scraped together a good 8/10.

[You can not kill Hank]

Eh?

Oooooooookay then... right... not funny. Only a gaywad wants to see penis in a Madness movie. I want to see slaughter in a Madness movie. Not a gay intermission. You just lost an 8. Sorry, but it just totally ruined the mood of the flash. At first it was dark, with all of the slaughter, and then all of a sudden SHOOP DA WOOP GAY INTERMISSION then he kills a few more people and then it's over. Grow up. Not trying to be an asshole... but still, Grow up. Animating, 8/10, Sound, 9/10, Detail, 8/10, Flow (and by this I mean how well the whole thing feels as it plays), 2/10. Overall 5/10.

[Numa Numa Dance]

Nyaan

Even 5 years later, it's still funny. *sigh* But still... it took off like a rocket without fins, it just went crazy! Even in this psyco world we call home, not many things become so epic as this. At least the craze is over, so now we can sit back and "lol" at this in peace. 9/10

[Weapons of Angels 2]

Hmm?

First he gets a suit of angelic armor... then they give him... a sniper rifle? Heh heh, I expected a new sword, but hey! We're supposed to be guessing. so it doesn't really matter what you give him. So long as he pwns, we're satisfied! Anyway, smoother animating than the first, but still lacking in the area of sound effects. Still, it was nicely done, so you get an 8.
8/10

[Weapons of Angels 1]

Well

Very nicely done for a first submission. Decent graphics, slightly choppey animation, but an original storyline to make up for it. Nicely done. 8/10.

[Gundam Battles]

Nya.

Well, as far as stop-motion animating goes, this was ok. As far as Gundam goes, Heavyarms could not have possibly sliced and diced Wing because (if you've seen the old episodes you''d know) the metals that the Gundams are made out of are resistant to nearly every solid weapon. Even beams have trouble doing any damage. But as far as effort goes, it wasn't the smoothest, but hey, it was for school. You're not gonna do your absolute best just for school, right? I say an 8/10. Anyone who votes poorly is just a jackass. You put your effort into it (I can tell these guys have no idea how tedious stop-motion animating really is) and it was still good. 8/10

[Chatty Katty]

... nya?

What is up with that cat? And what kind of magazine has a cheesburger add as a centerfold?... Ah, who cares. It was still hilarious. Animationg, 9/10, Art, 8/10, Sound, 9/10, Humor, 8/10.